- le summer: omygod im so hot fuuck i want it to be winter fuck off heat ur neva gonna get adopted
- le winter: omfg wot the fok its freezing i want to be summer with bbqs and stuff lolz soo cold ma nips omg
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
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Wahoo
Just been to the doctor’s and I have pharyngitis! Celebrating by laying in bed all day not moving, not enjoying the sunshine because I cannot move. My head is throbbing, my throat is ridiculously painful, my skin hurts and I’ve lost my appetite. Feeling gr9
3 days ago on May 23, 2012 at 01:47pm
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
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Beth Jennings EST.1993
18. Surrey.
Absolutely adore Jackass
My music taste is what gets me by most days:
Out Of Sight, Francesqa, Pulp, Paul Simon, Pegasus Bridge, Futures, Young Guns, The Wombats, Jamie T, Arctic Monkeys, Dirty Pretty Things, Skinny Machines, Adelaide, Air Traffic, Lee MacDougall, The Maccabees, Little Man Tate, Two Door Cinema Club, Will Smith, Copy Haho, Foals, Dinosaur Pile-Up, The Smiths, One Night Only, Bordeauxxx, Jack Penante, Apples, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pete & The Pirates, Whigs, Los Campesinos! Lights + Sounds, Cage The Elephant, Blur, Streetlight Manifestos, The Fratellis, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Babyshambles, The Cure, Supergrass, Simon & Garfunkel, The Kinks, The Kooks, Kaiser Chiefs, Mumford & Sons, Not Advised, Razorlight, Pixies, Primal Scream, Team Waterpolo, The Temper Trap, Vampire Weekend
Absolutely adore Jackass
My music taste is what gets me by most days:
Out Of Sight, Francesqa, Pulp, Paul Simon, Pegasus Bridge, Futures, Young Guns, The Wombats, Jamie T, Arctic Monkeys, Dirty Pretty Things, Skinny Machines, Adelaide, Air Traffic, Lee MacDougall, The Maccabees, Little Man Tate, Two Door Cinema Club, Will Smith, Copy Haho, Foals, Dinosaur Pile-Up, The Smiths, One Night Only, Bordeauxxx, Jack Penante, Apples, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pete & The Pirates, Whigs, Los Campesinos! Lights + Sounds, Cage The Elephant, Blur, Streetlight Manifestos, The Fratellis, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Babyshambles, The Cure, Supergrass, Simon & Garfunkel, The Kinks, The Kooks, Kaiser Chiefs, Mumford & Sons, Not Advised, Razorlight, Pixies, Primal Scream, Team Waterpolo, The Temper Trap, Vampire Weekend
